Dyinggggggggg over this porcelain tableware by Ceramic B. (via TheKitchn)

gretchenjonesnyc:

knot formation[s]

this makes me feel like even more of a frumpy loser with my 20+ minutes spent attempting a simple braid at work [and eventually giving up].
#notgirlyenough

knot formation[s]

this makes me feel like even more of a frumpy loser with my 20+ minutes spent attempting a simple braid at work [and eventually giving up].

#notgirlyenough

(Source: cuteoutfits)

This is what I miss when I don’t check Twitter for a month

Leisure Seal (badass name) tweeted in response to my Tumblr post.

So many eyes… watching you…

[via Etsy]

Shit Office People Say

Catherine: gawd i am making the most beautiful google doc right now

Out of nowhere…

Jer Bear: let’s go play skee ball.

This is what happens when I give Jer Bear my Netflix…

me: netflix wants to know the picture quality of king of the hill
Jer Bear: It was excellent

You’re my honey bun…

me: are bees herbivores? how would you categorize insects?
Jer Bear: As douchebags, probably.

Amtrak Swiping

me: the free amtrak magazine has an interview of ty burrell, the dad from modern family. obvs i took it home.
Jer Bear: Hahaha sweet. Is it Jay? Or Phil?
me: PHIL. DUH.
Jer Bear: I figured… Lolz, he was in Black Hawk Down

True story. I freaked when I watched the movie this weekend. And everyone needs to review that scene and confirm that he’s basically acting like Phil Dunphy in the Army.

Jer Bear’s things are the first to be ruined

me: i just used your toothbrush to clean mildew out of my tub