February 2012
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Uh oh...
Jer Bear: I’m pretty sure this fortune cookie has lead in it…
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To the Temple of Doom!
Catherine: greece is having like an indiana jones moment. robbers broke into a museum and stole artifacts. me: NICE Catherine: i bet you are the only person who reacted with NICE
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Shit trending on the 'Wedding' Pinterest right now...
I mean… WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???
No thank you. Can we get back to the gorg dresses I was finding back in 2011?
Listening is the key to a long lasting...
Jer Bear: I don’t keep track of those people. Just like I assume you don’t keep track of the people I talk about. me: but i do Jer Bear: Oh. Well stop. Cause I’m not gonna start.
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Madrid 2020 Olympic logo causes controversy →
In a fresh twist, a Madrid company that manufactures gay dolls has claimed the Madrid 2020 logo is a rip-off of its design.
Ummm… whut?
(via Logo Design Love)
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January 2012
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This is what I miss when I don't check Twitter for...
Leisure Seal (badass name) tweeted in response to my Tumblr post.
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Shit Office People Say
Catherine: gawd i am making the most beautiful google doc right now
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Out of nowhere...
Jer Bear: let’s go play skee ball.
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This is what happens when I give Jer Bear my...
me: netflix wants to know the picture quality of king of the hill Jer Bear: It was excellent
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You're my honey bun...
me: are bees herbivores? how would you categorize insects? Jer Bear: As douchebags, probably.
Amtrak Swiping
me: the free amtrak magazine has an interview of ty burrell, the dad from modern family. obvs i took it home. Jer Bear: Hahaha sweet. Is it Jay? Or Phil? me: PHIL. DUH. Jer Bear: I figured… Lolz, he was in Black Hawk Down
True story. I freaked when I watched the movie this weekend. And everyone needs to review that scene and confirm that he’s basically acting like Phil Dunphy...
December 2011
7 posts
Jer Bear's things are the first to be ruined
me: i just used your toothbrush to clean mildew out of my tub
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My response to the best news story ever... →
me: this is so adorable. WHY DOESN’T THIS HAPPEN TO ME!? Jeremy: Hahaha I think that would scare you me: true i would be terrified at first… BUT THEN I WOULD BE SO HAPPY. i’d name his george and keep him in my bathtub.
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Today I saw on the bus...
One teen mom [sads]
A dude with purple hair asking if anyone saw his bag [awesome]
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Meningitis scare = Neck fat realization
Catherine: can you touch your chin to your chest? me: OMG NO… just because i have neck fat Catherine: hahah does it hurt when you try? me: no.. it’s just all fatty Catherine: like when you push it down as far as possible? me: it hurts cause i’m squeezing my neck fat
ps - this goes out to my friend Susan who I REALLY REALLY hope is doing well.
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Sayin' the B word
me: a guy was drinking a Budweiser on the bus today. it was random… i couldn’t hear him over my headphones except for when he said “wendy’s baconnator.” Jer Bear: I don’t think you’re supposed to consume alcohol on a public bus me: or talk about the baconator
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Their words will go down in HISTORY
Jer Bear: I think you’re overstating the importance of your cross-stitching, when you use the word “immortalize.”
November 2011
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My life is in retrograde 24/7 →
Thanks Mercury for giving me a scapegoat til December 13th. (via swiss-miss)
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My kind of a solution
Jer Bear: I think I’m PMSing me (much later in the day): BLAH. finally checking my phone. why do you have PMS? Jer Bear: I was unusually emotional and unsure all day. Now I ordered a pizza.
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It's a beautfiul day in the neighborhood...
me: THERE ARE NO BOUNDARIES FOR BEING A GOOD NEIGHBOR! Jer Bear: Uh huh… a neighborhood
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I got 99 Problems But a Degree Ain't One
Another great Tumblr from my alma mater: VCU Problems
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Numbers + Me = Not Friends
me: TODAY IS 1/1/11 Jer Bear: No it’s not me: i mean 11/1/11 Jer Bear:That cracked me up
Jer Bear: It’ll be a bigger deal in ten days… THEN IT’LL BE 11/11/11 me: OMG
October 2011
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I started a cooking blog →
This may or may not last one week. Tops.
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Awwwcupy Wall Street →
TOO CUTE FOR WORDS.
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Sisterly Advice
In response to my little brother asking how he should find a job while in college: me: do people live near jmu? like real people? Bro: crazy amish people and townies. and of course meth heads. me: you should see if the amish folk need help… with like making cabinets and not using electricity… or something [sidenote: the only other two options are selling plasma and cooking meth. the...
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Serious. Business. Folks.
Catherine: I LET A GROUPON EXPIRE. that has to be the no. 1 #firstworldproblem
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Thoughts on Meet Joe Black
In celebration of Columbus Day, Jeremy and I decided to watch Meet Joe Black. JK. We really just had no other options on Netflix. So here’s our very prolific thoughts, basically of the last 15 minutes: Jer Bear Thoughts:
Whoever did the sound editing of this movie sucks [as we have to turn down the volume on my laptop for the millionth time, due to loud orchestral crescendos]
My Thoughts:
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NY Mag solves all my life problems →
FINALLY someone does a review of tights brands. I’m over getting runs in my tights after three wears. But maybe I should also not be purchasing $5 brands… #whitegirlproblems
September 2011
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On repeat thanks to Catherine. Wish this song was...
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We keep each other in the loop on important...
Jer Bear: Supposedly there’s a credible threat in DC and New York this weeekend me: threat of what? Jer Bear: Some bullshit by terrorists me: hm that sucks some time later… me: did you hear about the new flavor of ben & jerry’s ice cream coming out? Jer Bear: …Why would I have? me: BECAUSE THE NAME IS SCHWEDDY BALLS
August 2011
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What a catch
Jer Bear: I’m an excellent forklift operator